Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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