Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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