did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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