they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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