Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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