Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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