I want to stick my p in your. b.
Its about making memories worth repressing
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
