okay pat passed out under dana's car
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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