Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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