i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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