I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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