I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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