I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The air taste purple.
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