Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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