she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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