I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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