why didn't you poke me back
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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