When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I need a hoe opinion
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