They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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