i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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