His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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