I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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