2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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