i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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