if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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