I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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