During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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