i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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