I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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