Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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