susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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