i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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