White coat. Heels.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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