I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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