I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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