But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
