Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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