Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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