I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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