and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
