So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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