HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Drunk is not a location!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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