He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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