Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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