Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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