No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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