i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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