Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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