Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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