how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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